jumpguy
jumpguy should be stylized as jumpguy or jpmuyug
Book Report on Jumpguy:
It's the far future, the world has been turned into a two dimensional wasteland and shrunk down to a small size. You play as Jame, the last cool dude on the planet, in a never ending mission to remain cool in a world full of very fast ghost nerds that'll do whatever you do. You'll have to take all the names to get the very cool chair and crown to win the game. If not, those poindexters are gonna get your sweet kicks and wear them to non-sporting events.
Real World Significance of Jumpguy: Rude Dudes:
But, you have every chance in the world to do it because it's a game and the kicks aren't that sweet, but it should give you enough motivation to play the game a few times in a row before moving on to greener pastures.
Character Summary of Road Warrior Jame from the phenomenal gaming experience, Jumpguy colon Quest For the Chair colon Rough and Tumble Dudes with Tons of 'Tude:
Jame got the kicks from his also purple dad who was also named Jame after Jame's dad had to fight around 7 times to get them back from some nerds who used them to stir cereal. Jame's masters are two dark moors with more direction than dartboards, who trained him in Shaq-Fu and Fast Food Math, which explains how the score is calculated and also why he runs the way he does. Despite this, Jame is allergic to studying, which is why he dies whenever any part of him touches the dead ghost nerds.
Fun Facts about the book Live Like You're Dying, a Jame Story (Updated often, as Jame keeps revealing things about himself):
Jame is not known to have a degree in reverse psychology
Jame's full name is Jame
Jame doesn't have a favorite food
Jame's favorite game is Death Stranding
Jame is an amateur birdwatcher
Jame can only be beaten in a footrace if you shout the word "Figaro" three times. This resets him to factory settings
Jame used to work a the coffee shop at 103rd and Broadway, the one with the poster of the Dome of the Rock. (You know the one, its at 103rd and Broadway, and has a picture of the Dome of the Rock)
Jame owns a record player with four records of madvilliany
Jame has played at the Merriweather Post Pavillion
Jame is credited with the creation of the adjective "dippable" as well as the creation of the noun "chicken"
Jame is knee-high to a frog
Jame's favorite store is Olive Garden
Jame has forged drivers licenses
Jame's power level is 1312
Jame's main is Witherhoard, but he is know to use the Monte Carlo
Jame lives at 101 Jame St. in downtown uptown Manhattan
Jame drinks only siracha sauce
Jame's in the bunker
Jame created the sun
Jame ran against the King of Ooo in the most recent election
Jame's energy core is a combination of nuclear fusion combined with sugar pees powered by inverted Plutonium 241
Jame lives in the see-through zone with the courageous battlers and the aeon worm
Jame has all the shrines
Jame used to go to North High, but he doesn't anymore
Jame can't speak Mandarin
Jame owns the Regal Cinemas movie theatre chain
Jame loves everyone equally
Jame isn't real
Jame packs his lunch
Jame rides the subway
Jame likes and subscribes
Jame is 2 ligit 2 quit
Jame will be king
Controls:
Use the arrow keys to control Jame on his infinite and unending quest to sit in a chair and have a cool metal hat, with the down arrow dropping anti-ghost nerd ordinance that evaporates them into nothing.
Thankses
Thanks to my main man Jame for rolling the big ones to get where he is today
Status | Released |
Platforms | HTML5 |
Rating | Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars (1 total ratings) |
Author | my uncle, nintendo |
Genre | Platformer |
Made with | Construct |
Tags | 2D, jame |
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+ im like Jame